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Brian
Status: Single · — years old
(This page will immediately be removed the day this becomes untrue.)
- Hispanic (Mexican)
- Oregon
- Data Scientist
- AI Builder
- Statistician
I'm a naturally curious person who enjoys building things, learning constantly, and finding joy in both quiet evenings at home and exploring somewhere new. I'm looking for someone to build a meaningful, long-term life with.
Receipts
Education.
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Bachelor's
Linfield University
Mathematics
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Master's · 2023
Willamette University
Data Science
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Master's · 2025
Oregon State University
Statistics
Life right now
Current chapter.
I have a stable career that I genuinely enjoy, and my biggest financial priority right now is paying off my student loans — most of my disposable income is going toward becoming debt-free. I'm financially responsible and intentionally investing in my future, and honestly, it feels great.
Because of that, I'm far more interested in meaningful experiences than expensive dates: coffee shops, cooking together, local adventures, long walks, museums, game nights, road trips, and simply spending quality time together. The best parts of getting to know someone were never behind a paywall anyway.
How I spend my time
Hobbies.
The regulars
- Baking
- Working Out
- AI & Data Science
- Video Games
- Traveling
New this year
- Fishing
- Wine Tasting
- Soccer Matches
Nerd interests
- Star Wars
- Anime
- Audiophile
- PC Building
- Technology
The important data
Favorite things.
🍗 Food, generally
Anything involving chicken — except extremely greasy fried chicken. A man needs standards.
🇲🇽 Mexican favorites
- Pozole
- Tamales
- Mole
- Enchiladas
- Tacos al Pastor
🍰 Desserts
- Cheesecake
- Brownies
- Lemon Loaf
- Banana Bread
🍷 Favorite wine
Stella Rosa. Yes, I know. No, I won't be taking questions.
Proof of life
From my Instagram.
Looks like Instagram is being stubborn today.
Europe trips, educational milestones, and other questionable adventures live over there.
View my Instagram →The long game
Relationship goals.
- One child
- Long-term relationship
- Travel together
- Local adventures
- International travel
- Shared growth
⛪ Religion
Culturally Catholic, practically agnostic. Open-minded and respectful either way.
🐈 Pets
Love animals. If choosing one: cats. Hard maximum of two — this is a household, not a sanctuary.
💬 Love languages
❤️ Acts of Service · 🤝 Physical Touch
The good stuff
What I'm looking for.
Someone I genuinely like being around — kind by default, curious about the world, emotionally mature when things get real, ambitious about their own life, and communicative enough that neither of us ever has to guess. Someone who takes care of themselves, stands on their own, wants something serious, and is comfortable with the idea that we'd both keep growing.
- Kind
- Curious
- Emotionally mature
- Ambitious
- Communicative
- Hygienic
- Independent
- Looking for something serious
- Comfortable growing together
Honest calibration
We'd probably be compatible if...
You're not highly religious, you have goals and ambitions of your own, and you communicate consistently — disappearing for days is the one pattern I can't build anything on. You don't smoke or use recreational drugs, and you value personal hygiene the way I do.
You're interested in building a long-term partnership rather than rushing milestones: I don't see marriage within the first five years of dating, and I wouldn't want children before marriage. At this stage of my life, I'm generally not looking to date someone who already has children.
On politics: shared core values and respect for individual rights matter to me. I'm an Progressive Independent + compatibility on the big life questions is the thing worth checking.
Nice-to-haves, not requirements
Bonus points.
None of these are expectations — but if you're financially responsible, understand budgeting, keep a savings mindset, or get genuinely excited about investing, CDs, and retirement planning, we'll have plenty to talk about.
Since I'm aggressively paying off student loans, I'm much happier with homemade dinners, coffee dates, bookstores, hiking, museums, and weekend adventures than expensive gifts or luxury restaurants.
On alcohol: I'm perfectly happy enjoying wine or cocktails occasionally, but I don't want it to become the centerpiece of every outing.
Full disclosure
Still under construction 🚧
- Sometimes I'm too organized.
- I occasionally avoid addressing small annoyances longer than I should.
- I have a tendency to help so much that it can become overwhelming — please tell me if that happens.
- I'm trying to become more spiritually reflective.
- Some weeks I accidentally become a professional homebody because staying home is significantly cheaper.
Personal growth never really ends, and I think that's a good thing.
If you've made it this far...
Maybe that's a sign.
First, congratulations — you found the secret page.
Second, maybe that's a sign you're exactly the kind of curious person I'd enjoy getting to know. If you'd like to say hello, Instagram is probably the easiest way to reach me.